I don't have any. I try to, but they are never witty enough, or cute enough, or profound enough. Who would have thought that updating a blog could be so difficult? Things happen to me every day that I could write about but I don't, because of censorship I guess, that or they just aren't that funny, or interesting enough to write about. The Story of My Life. I could regale you with endless tales of my cat and how insane she is, but that's been done. Over and over, and over again. I would write about my love life, but that too seems to be lacking. I could write about all my friends and their dirty secrets....but then I probably wouldn't have any friends. I could write about a lot of stuff...but I just don't. So what is there to write about?